this is carlson
the more interesting stuff is lower down on the page. probably.
i really don’t think anything need be said.
4 years agoSo simple. So brilliant. Maybe not brilliant but still pretty awesome. from Rebekah’s gchat, from way too long ago.
4 years agowhat i think i might have heard on the subway
- Person 1: So when you're "tightening, your belt" does that mean that you're losing weight, so you get to tighten your belt, or does it mean that you're tightening your belt so that you remember to not eat as much?
- Person 2: How the hell should I know?
- (beat.)
- Person 1: My legs are falling asleep.
oom bow bow
if the bird is the word then why do people keep giving me the fucking finger?
4 years agowonderingwall
every time i listen to an oasis song, i feel like i have to go check that it isn’t some lesser, obscure beatles cover.
4 years agoFrom Michael Weingartner - “Mike Huckabee has made himself my favorite and unelectable presidential candidate, in one fell swoop.”
4 years agoWhatTheFight…
4 years ago
just to clarify.
4 years agohowdy! hello! hi! whatsup??
have you ever realized how many email subject lines have the same “howdy, hi, hello” stock? i’m going to change that. at least on a personal level. now, when you receive emails of this ilk from myself, they’ll be entitled “cookies”.
that is all.
4 years agoboth ways, ac/dc
an open note to whoever created the optimism/pessimism mantra:
the glass is half-empty AND half-full, idiot.
A reasonably interesting NYT article on a reasonably interesting phenomenon. This will henceforth be called RI(squared).
4 years ago