this is carlson: Archive

Jan 23rd

Dec 29th

http://www.isitchristmas.com →

So simple. So brilliant. Maybe not brilliant but still pretty awesome. from Rebekah’s gchat, from way too long ago.

Dec 22nd

maybe...

my childhood:the white album::my potential children’s childhood:the blue album

Dec 18th

what i think i might have heard on the subway

Person 1: So when you're "tightening, your belt" does that mean that you're losing weight, so you get to tighten your belt, or does it mean that you're tightening your belt so that you remember to not eat as much?
Person 2: How the hell should I know?
 (beat.)
Person 1: My legs are falling asleep.

Dec 14th

oom bow bow

if the bird is the word then why do people keep giving me the fucking finger?

Dec 14th

wonderingwall

every time i listen to an oasis song, i feel like i have to go check that it isn’t some lesser, obscure beatles cover.

Dec 5th

dinosaurs are awesome, especially when they're... →

Dec 4th

Watch

WhatTheFight…

Nov 29th

“i think “en vogue” is out of vogue.”

– ibid

Nov 28th

Nov 27th

howdy! hello! hi! whatsup??

have you ever realized how many email subject lines have the same “howdy, hi, hello” stock? i’m going to change that. at least on a personal level. now, when you receive emails of this ilk from myself, they’ll be entitled “cookies”. that is all.

Nov 26th

both ways, ac/dc

an open note to whoever created the optimism/pessimism mantra: the glass is half-empty AND half-full, idiot.

Nov 15th

Male Seeking Attractive, Intelligent Satire →

A reasonably interesting NYT article on a reasonably interesting phenomenon. This will henceforth be called RI(squared).

Nov 15th

fantasy football

until fantasy football involves a blazingly attractive woman in a plaid skirt who likes lollipops and biting, and encourages ”dirty” play, i’m not bothering. that or i make enough friends between now and the beginning of next season to actually join a league.

Nov 14th

Watch

There’s a whole slew of these. The best are with this little girl (http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=394783) and, of course, the TechnoViking (http://www.break.com/index/what-really-happened-to-techno-viking.html).

Nov 13th

“When you hear/see someone you don’t know fart in public, you can’t...”

– Brain

Nov 13th

Cobblering

Cobblers are either good for dessert or good at fixing shoes - NEVER both.

Nov 12th

Nov 10th

a new beginning

I am massively awesome at starting blogs. Keeping them going? Notsomuch. Lets see how long this one lasts.

Nov 10th